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Why Do We Have Butt Hair?

Theory number 1: Butt hair exists, because there’s just no significant evolutionary pressure against butt hair. Sure, it’s sometimes inconvenient, and, depending on the moment in cultural history, it might be considered unsightly, but it appears, that butt hair has never been a significant reason for one human not to make babies with another human. It’s important to keep in mind, that not every bit of our physiology needs an evolutionary purpose, so butt hair might just be another side effect of unintelligent design.

Theory number 2: Scent communication Body odor definitely has a negative connotation in today’s world, but there’s little doubt that communication through scent has played an important role in the evolution of humans. After all, that likely why we have body hair in the same areas where we produce body odors. The hair is there to hold onto sebaceous, or oily, secretions, that have their own smell, and are also consumed by bacteria, that create even more smells. Since we all produce different smell compounds, and all have our own microbiomes, each individual human actually smells different.

And if our early human ancestors were anything like other animals, and they probably were, their personal smell probably helped with everything from broadcasting territorial rights to attracting mates. Butt hair then may be just another way our oldest human ancestors enhanced their smell profiles. Theory number 3: Friction. In addition to giving off smells, humans have also always done a great deal of walking and running.

And skin rubbing on skin (especially in areas where that skin may be moist and dirty), can cause irritation, rashes, and even serious, debilitating infection. It’s even possible, that those sebaceous or waxy secretions, that help produce body odor, are held in place by body hairs to provide an added benefit, acting like a natural anti-chafing cream. Now this theory, of the ones that we have talked about, is most appealing to me, personally, but it’s very difficult to test, because shaving, or otherwise removing butt hair, and then having someone run 20 miles on a treadmill, is not a good experimental design.

Because, there’s no way to know, whether any irritation is caused by the lack of hair, or whatever technique was used to remove the hair. None of which sound fun to me. But I have come up with an alternative experimental design that I like quite a lot. Just interviewing a few hundred runners about how much they need to worry about butt chafing, and then measure the density of their anal pelage, to see if there’s any correlation between whether they chafe and how hirsute their buts are. Which is not an experiment that I want to to do personally.

But if there’s an expert out there, in anatomy and physiology, who is up for tackling this prickly problem, please, take it on. And if you get any useful data, definitely let us, and litojonny, know, how it went. Thank you for watching this episode of SciShow, especially to litojonny, for being so persistent… Ah.. What are you gonna do now? We’ve answered your question, you’re gonna come up with a new one? I challenge you, to come up with a new one. Thank you for watching and if you want to go to youtube.com/SciShow and subscribe, that would be great.

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